Here's a good joke I got from a relative in North Dakota.
Ole and Lena.........Start Their Family
Late one night,Lena wakes Ole and says, "I
tink its time!"
So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to
the hospital to have their first baby.
She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at
Ole and said, "Hey, Ole! You yust had a son! Ain't dat
Vell, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor
spoke up and he said, "Hold on! We ain't finished
yet!" The doctor den held up a little girl.
He said, "Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!" She's a
pretty little ting, too....
Ole got kind of puzzled by this, and then the doctor
said, "Holey Moley Ole, we still ain't done yet!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Ole,
you yust had youself another boy!"
Ole was flabbergasted by this news!
A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their
three children home in the self propelled combine. He
was real serious and he asked Lena, "How come we got
tree on the first try?"
Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of
Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat
Ole said, "Yeah, I do. Uffda!, it's a damn good ting I
didn't get the WD-40!
Have a good weekend all!