Heard a good joke yesterday and had to share it (I really did hear it too!).
A minnesotan and a texan were having drinks. The minnesotan turned to the Texan and said "So where you from then?" The Texan ignored him. He asked the texan again "so where you from then?". The Texan said "I don't answer questions ending in an adverb" The minnesotan replied "So where you from then, asshole?"