Well time is flying fast. Only 23 days until I get implanted. With winter hitting us full blast, the holidays coming up, and a new year around the corner, the next 3 weeks are going to fly by.
To help get everyone off to a good start for the christmas season here's a christmas joke for you.
Man walks into a pet store: "Hi, I want to buy my wife a Parrot for christmas but I want something different"
Pet Store owner: "I have just the thing. I have a Parrot named Chet who sings christmas songs"
Man: "Wow, let's see him sing one"
Owner:"OK, all you do is hold a lighter under one of his feet and he sings a christmas song, watch" owner puts lighter under Parrots left foot.
Parrot starts singing "jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way"
Man: "Excellent, I'l ltake him" So the man takes the Parrot home and gives it to his wife and says "Hon, this Parrot is for you for Christmas, his name is Chet and he sings Christmas songs"
Wife: " yeah right, show me" so the man holds lighter under Chets left foot and chet sings "jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way" He then holds the lighter under Chets right foot and chet sings "Silent night, holy night"
Wife: "Wow that's cool. What does he sing if you put the lighter between his feet?"
Husband: "Lets find out" so he puts the lighter between Chets feet and Chet begins to sing
"Chets Nuts Roasting ore an open fire"!!
Check back for more christmas humor throughtout the month!